Sunday, December 4, 2011

Some People Have a Great Sense of Humor!

I've been too serious lately. I guess that comes with not feeling well. So I thought I'd share a couple of things some friends of friends posted on Facebook.  I already posted these on my wall, but if reading these things can get me out of a funk, I'm sure you'd enjoy them too!

Posted on my sister's wall by her mother-in-law:

To help save the economy, The government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors ( instead of illegals ) in order to lower social security and medcare costs . Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home . I started to cry when I thought of you .... Then it dawned on me ........Oh, great ,,,,, I'll see you on the bus!!!

And this is from a friend of a friend:

I was at a Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow? RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no. I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say....

Hope this brightens up your day!!!

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